Simon Says.....

Two year olds come up with the best material. Simon regularly cracks us up with his observations/questions/comments. Here are some of the latest.

As said by Simon while I was blowing my nose this morning....

"Mommy, you have a boogie?"
My response, "yes"
"Can I see?"
I guess this is my own fault since I always show Simon the boogies after he lets me get them out of his nose since it is such an ordeal.

As said by Simon while driving blind through Toronto traffic back to our hotel....

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy"
No response from Matt who was trying to navigate traffic.
"Daddy I'm talking to you" (picture it announced slowly and with attitude for the full effect)

As said by Simon when we were vacationing at Sandbanks....

Me: "Are you ready to go to the beach Simon?"
"I'm too tired for the beach Mommy" - man we torture this kid

At the end of the day.....

"I'm done with the beach Mommy"

At the Toronto Metro Zoo.....

"The _________ are happy to see Simon" - apparently the animals are big fans of being watched by my child

At our place.....

Me: "Where's Mommy's baby"
Simon: "In Mommy's belly"
Me: "Does Simon have a baby in his belly?"
Simon: "Yes. And Grandma too." - yikes, probably shouldn't have started this conversation!

As said all week during our vacation....

"How about....Mommy do it.....Daddy do it....Simon plays with his trucks....." It seems as if every sentence started with this phrase and finished with "for a little bit".

As said by Simon while Matt and I were talking....

Simon: "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy"
Me: "Hold your horses Simon"
Simon: "Me ride the horses please?"